The Mad Vortex » celiapleete http://www.madvortex.com Get lost in the subculture. Tue, 27 Dec 2011 02:43:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 Merry Christmas From Tiny Tim. http://www.madvortex.com/merry-christmas-from-tiny-tim/ http://www.madvortex.com/merry-christmas-from-tiny-tim/#comments Tue, 27 Dec 2011 02:43:05 +0000 celiapleete http://www.madvortex.com/?p=11109

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The juxtaposition of Steve Jobs and Anwar al-Awlaki in today’s BoingBoing search bar.

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The Holy Order of Militia of Jesus found that the most effective way to guard their volatile religious compound from the National Guard was to first form a human chain, then hammer their enemies with homemade napalm to get the job done.

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“Hey Betsy, once you’re finished hooking this rug…why don’t we hook a new rug for your head?”

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Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann…and Bat Boy?

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Nice lady Dr. Robin Zasio from Hoarders….and bitch lady Tonya Harding?

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And we all know what those hand signals mean, girls.

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Before sending any missive in the mail, Alfred trusted his floating genie head to review the content for spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. The genie wished he would ask for something a little more substantial – proper furniture, for one – but she simply rolled her eyes and made her English degree worth it.

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