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So Many Times In Danger!
Hot lesbian germ-swapping!
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The Thing You Need For Daintiness.
Sometimes advertising just got so euphemistic that you had no idea what the fuck any of it even meant. Or what you were supposed to do, or where you were supposed to put things. Or what it was even for.
Let’s break this down. You want to be dainty and hygienic. This will make you confident about yourself, ergo attractive. But you need to get this information from a nurse, and then you get this crazy syringe that you don’t know anything about except that it’s rubber, and it comes in a fancy case.
I’m guessing this is for a douche, but it could just as well be for shooting smack up your womanhood.
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Dolls, Dolls, Dolls.
Tell me how you sleep tonight.
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Eat, Pray, Meow.
“Hmmm,” thought little Derek, as drool started pooling around the corners of his mouth, “I wonder what would go best…a garlic treatment, or white wine sauce. How DOES one prepare roast kitten?”
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