Bear Essentials In The Bedroom.

“Baby. I know you really want to get all ANIMAL with me tonight. Let’s go into my boudoir and get you in the mood. See there, I hand carved those traditional masks from padauk and teak to bring out those primal urges that make the night so special. I brought in a felled sapling to bring the outdoors…INdoors. And the bear rug…shot that myself, baby. Want to roll around on that dead animal to get the scent so right?”