Blind Date: François.

Meet François. He eez a Frenchman, a lovaire of all zings Continentale. He has an accent ze laydeez, they die for. He eez schooled in ze language of amour. He vill take you places you dreamt of going, in ze boudoir. He keeses ze air, for he loves ze parfum vous are vearing and wants to leek eet off your bodeee. Vous vill not be disappointed in ze prack-teesed arms of FRANÇOIS!