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Taxi! Taxidermy?

We thought they were crazy until Winslow and Edna sent us a picture postcard. They had made it, those crazy kids…on a taxidermied elk and donkey, no less – nothing a little believin’ power and a deft hand with the sewin’ needle couldn’t prove.

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Owner Of A Lonely Heifer.

In these here parts, this is what you went home with if you came too late for the annual Date Auction. For some lonely gentlemen, this wasn’t really a problem.

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Donkey Kong.

I’m not entirely sure what this album is about, but one can only pray that it involves a lot of donkey braying and songs about diabetes.

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Sit Up Nicely, Bowser!

She controlled his every move, that gimlet-eyed harlot with the mysterious wad of waste. He sat there, his haunches quivering in anticipation at the succulent flesh that could sink between his teeth. So young. So tender. So delicious and raw. Like human veal. Oh, he would bide his time, alright, pretending to obey commands. And he would sit up…but not nicely. Unless “nicely” meant “to enjoy a delicious young lunch.”

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Gin & Teutonic

I CAN HAZ GERMAN SEE SAW PLZ??

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Fancy Ladies With Big Stuffed Sheep.