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Eat, Pray, Meow.

“Hmmm,” thought little Derek, as drool started pooling around the corners of his mouth, “I wonder what would go best…a garlic treatment, or white wine sauce. How DOES one prepare roast kitten?”

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Parrot Sings “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.&...

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Offerings.

“Mommy – this kitten is destroying my dress. We must punish it. I choose this one for the sacrifice to our dark lord.”

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Crocodile Tears.

We always wondered how Great Uncle “Stumpy” got his name, and why he was terrified of crocodile shoes.

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Eton Ruffles.

At first, Mr. Jenkins was against the idea, for several reasons, but as the months waned he relented. The Missus would never have a boy of her own after that hysteria scare, and – well, it made her happy to dress little Ruffles up as a small child.

He began to question this decision once again when she suggested Ruffles start his education at Eton…not that Ruffles wasn’t up to it, but because he worried the boys might pick on him. Luckily, Ruffles had an asset: sharp fangs and no shame in public defecation.

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Ostrich Feathers.