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"What Are We Going To Do Tonight, Brain?"...
…”The same thing we do every night, Dr. L’Oreal. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Now, get me out of this contraption and wipe off this cold cream. It gives me a dreadful itch.”
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Goat On A Pole
Somewhere in Bangladesh, a goat stands solemnly upon a pole. An entire philosophy has arisen from this phenomenon; religious scholars around the world stand scratching their heads, wondering if the sheep shall follow suit in fulfillment of the prophesy or merely stand around eating grass; if this is a sign that the next Dalai Lama will be born on a pole; if there will be a sale at Nordstrom’s next week. Mathematicians and physicists are wondering if this feat will, indeed, cause the cosmos to self-destruct. Only time will tell.
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