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Pondering.
It’s true that after a while, dogs and their owners start to become alike. For instance, Woofie and Mildred were both total bitches.
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Behold!
The horrific vision appeared in a cloud of smoke, standing on a square of sod. In one hoof, it clutched the Hoop of Lust. In the other, the Hoop of Shame. In a third, the Hoop of Need. The rotting intestines of nonbelievers draped over its arms. According to prophecy, one chose from the three hoops in order to find their destiny…be they in the circus maximus of heaven, or on the precipice of the ultimate hellmouth.
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Zoo Games.
And quick as that, Kenny knew what he had to do…where to hide… to escape his tyrannical nanny forever.
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Fire Water Burn.
Little Freddie loved nothing more on a summer’s day than to sit outside, ritualistically frying ants with his magnifying glass and the power of Mr. Sunshine.
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Sometimes A Parrot Talks.
Who knew an angry old WWI vet and a parrot could be such inseparable chums? Someone did, that’s for sure. After their jaunts in the park they’d go home, share some bird seed, chortle, and teach each other swear words.
