The Mad Vortex » Craftwork

Hooked On A Feeling.

celiapleete — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:27:54 +0000

“Hey Betsy, once you’re finished hooking this rug…why don’t we hook a new rug for your head?”

Dolls, Dolls, Dolls.

celiapleete — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:45:02 +0000

Tell me how you sleep tonight.

Snowflakes Are Angel Kisses.

celiapleete — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:26:54 +0000

Unless the angel hangs herself.

A Sad Day In Christmas.

celiapleete — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:21:11 +0000

We wondered what that fetid stench was, emanating from that old fireplace.

A few weeks later, we pulled out the mummified body of “that jolly old elf,’ who apparently missed out on our home’s updated blueprints.

The “Special” Scissors

Josh Korwin — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 19:33:40 +0000

The Most Racist Puppet Show Ever.

celiapleete — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 05:41:46 +0000

If this doesn’t scare you away from religion, maybe the Christian Science one with the singing alien might.

What The Cluck?

celiapleete — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:36:54 +0000

The sun was shining hotly that day, my friends, as the Chicken People contemplated the backwards crate beneath their feet and the carton stuffed with unfulfilled fertility dreams.

Someone in Japan thought this was OK

Josh Korwin — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:14:50 +0000

…as a children’s toy.

Folkloric Leprechaun.

celiapleete — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:32:41 +0000

He’d once been blessed with the “gift of the gab,” until one night the little bastard stole Lucky Charms from the wrong banshee and found himself with his mouth ripped off his head for-freakin’-EVER.

Bee Mine.

celiapleete — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:59:57 +0000

Priscilla and little Madison entered themselves in the Rocky Hills Mall Moms N’ Girls pageant, and won third place that year (to a standing ovation) for their punny homemade puff-paint shirts. The other two contestants clapped with forced pride.