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You Came And You Gave Without Taking…

Need a quick Father’s Day gift? It’s coming up fast..oh, oh- wait…here it is! the perfect present!
HOTT! HOTT, I say! With TWO T’S!!

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Quincy.

Here’s an example of the road to hell being paved with good intentions. While the doll companies are so politically correct to include every flavour of American child, they forget the most important element of a doll: they have to be cute and they have to have a better name than “Quincy.” When I hear that name, I think of either John Quincy Adams, Quincy Jones, or this guy.

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Play, Laugh, GROW!

From the vault of Fisher-Price: the Playtime Fun Bordello!

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U.S. Patent No. 3,167,440

“Having thus described our invention, what we claim as new and useful and desire to secure by the United States Letters Patent is a smooth and velvety composition of matter which is soft, pliable, non-sticky, non-toxic, substantially lump-free, re-workable and re-moldable, consisting essentially of a mixture formed from about 450-500 pounds of grain flour, about 450-550 pounds of water, about 1-3 gallons of kerosene, and about 75-200 pounds of a water-soluble, substantially nontoxic, inorganic chlorine salt.”

Sure, kids, it’s safe! Kerosene will make you big and strong!!!