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Someone in Japan thought this was OK
…as a children’s toy.
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Playing House.
Suddenly Tabitha was overcome with a swarm of jealousy over the attention her boyfriend started paying to Miss Fancy Nancy’s shapely gams.
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Southern Helle.
“I can be restored to the Union, but by god, I won’t be reconstructed into it as a toilet paper holder.”
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Traversing The World.
Though they were forever overheated in their thickly-knitted clothing, Midge, Barbie and Skipper forged ahead in their world journey by pink DreamBoat. Next stop…Abu Dhabi!
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Fair To Middling.
“Did you have fun at the State Fair, Midge?”
“Yes, Barbie, I had a great time. I went on a date to the fair.”
“Me too! Ken drove me in my pink convertible.”
“I rode on a cartoon horsey.”
“Wow, that sounds fun.”
“It was fun! Want to change our dresses?”
“Yeah!”
“Okay!”
“I like boys.”
“Me too.”
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She’s Criminal.
She came out at night, looking about for the Owner to make sure the coast was clear, and made her way stealthily across the living room. Undetected. She knew where they kept the key to the gun cabinet. Soon, Little Baby Lucinda would be the most notorious doll in history, once she got her revenge against the Teddy Bear Mafia for ripping off the legs of her boyfriend, Little Baby Whizzers.
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