The Mad Vortex » toyland

Dolls, Dolls, Dolls.

celiapleete — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:45:02 +0000

Tell me how you sleep tonight.

The Most Racist Puppet Show Ever.

celiapleete — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 05:41:46 +0000

If this doesn’t scare you away from religion, maybe the Christian Science one with the singing alien might.

Someone in Japan thought this was OK

Josh Korwin — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:14:50 +0000

…as a children’s toy.

Playing House.

celiapleete — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:56:40 +0000

Suddenly Tabitha was overcome with a swarm of jealousy over the attention her boyfriend started paying to Miss Fancy Nancy’s shapely gams.

Southern Helle.

celiapleete — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:45:38 +0000

“I can be restored to the Union, but by god, I won’t be reconstructed into it as a toilet paper holder.”

Traversing The World.

celiapleete — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:00:20 +0000

Though they were forever overheated in their thickly-knitted clothing, Midge, Barbie and Skipper forged ahead in their world journey by pink DreamBoat. Next stop…Abu Dhabi!

Fair To Middling.

celiapleete — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:59:20 +0000

“Did you have fun at the State Fair, Midge?”
“Yes, Barbie, I had a great time. I went on a date to the fair.”
“Me too! Ken drove me in my pink convertible.”
“I rode on a cartoon horsey.”
“Wow, that sounds fun.”
“It was fun! Want to change our dresses?”
“Yeah!”
“Okay!”
“I like boys.”
“Me too.”

She’s Criminal.

celiapleete — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:06:05 +0000

She came out at night, looking about for the Owner to make sure the coast was clear, and made her way stealthily across the living room. Undetected. She knew where they kept the key to the gun cabinet. Soon, Little Baby Lucinda would be the most notorious doll in history, once she got her revenge against the Teddy Bear Mafia for ripping off the legs of her boyfriend, Little Baby Whizzers.

Ebony And Ivory.

celiapleete — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:17:29 +0000

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony…

Side by side on this shitty lawn chair…

Oh lord, why don’t we?

Burial Site.

celiapleete — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:27:00 +0000

“A-yup. This is where ah put ‘em. Dead as could be. Funny, you’d think I’d be queasy at the sight of so much Poly-Fil.”
“No one blames you, Ricky. When they came to town, the townfolk all said they’d be trouble.”
“We all knew the Cabbage Patch bred liars and thieves.”