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Fair To Middling.

“Did you have fun at the State Fair, Midge?”
“Yes, Barbie, I had a great time. I went on a date to the fair.”
“Me too! Ken drove me in my pink convertible.”
“I rode on a cartoon horsey.”
“Wow, that sounds fun.”
“It was fun! Want to change our dresses?”
“Yeah!”
“Okay!”
“I like boys.”
“Me too.”

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She’s Criminal.

She came out at night, looking about for the Owner to make sure the coast was clear, and made her way stealthily across the living room. Undetected. She knew where they kept the key to the gun cabinet. Soon, Little Baby Lucinda would be the most notorious doll in history, once she got her revenge against the Teddy Bear Mafia for ripping off the legs of her boyfriend, Little Baby Whizzers.

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Ebony And Ivory.

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony…

Side by side on this shitty lawn chair…

Oh lord, why don’t we?

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Burial Site.

“A-yup. This is where ah put ‘em. Dead as could be. Funny, you’d think I’d be queasy at the sight of so much Poly-Fil.”
“No one blames you, Ricky. When they came to town, the townfolk all said they’d be trouble.”
“We all knew the Cabbage Patch bred liars and thieves.”

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Tickletoes The Wonder Doll.

Squeeze her legs and she cries. She, masochistically, will also squeeze her own legs.

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Lapine Tree.

And by “children” we mean “Furries” and “Freakydeakys.”