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The Island of Misfit Toys
Your very own stuffed, deformed Komodo dragon!
The “nuclear reactor meltdown results” crowd: a formidable group of radioactive misfits who are half-plastic, half-crocheted Red Heart Yarn.
The Poncho Villa fashion doll gang, the most nefarious group of thugs in the land!
The Gibson Girl doll with no hands!
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Doll In The Family
Wendy was, surprisingly pretty satisfied with Hazel. Daddy should have known, because he got his own lifesized doll, too.
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Tiny Dancer
“Look, now I know I ain’t as fancy as I was in my younger days, before the tracheotomy, an’ my dancin’ legs aren’t what they used to be, and I know it’s kinda hard to understand me through this voice box, but believe me, I was once the prettiest ballerina doll in the toy box. Why dontcha come over here and sit on my lap and I’ll tell you about my fall from grace.”
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Oh God You Devil!
The dollhouse became especially fun when Chelsea and Kylie started playing God and began randomly choosing which of the Stuffington family got to succumb to consumption first.
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Pissing The Night Away
Behold: a gallery of pissing dolls!
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