Feb 28, 2011

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Interior Decoration.

Interior Decoration.

“Oh hey, I’m glad you made it to my housewarming party. I see your looks of confusion, and yes, it IS an unconventional home in this vast, barren vortex. But I’ve got my twisted mattress spacechair, and that’s all I need. So pull yourself a carpet square off the pile and let’s talk random swirls of grey canvas.”

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Feb 28, 2011

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So Many Times In Danger!

So Many Times In Danger!

Hot lesbian germ-swapping!

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Jan 25, 2011

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Large Cup Size

Large Cup Size

I don’t even know…

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Jan 19, 2011

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The Thing You Need For Daintiness.

The Thing You Need For Daintiness.

Sometimes advertising just got so euphemistic that you had no idea what the fuck any of it even meant. Or what you were supposed to do, or where you were supposed to put things. Or what it was even for.

Let’s break this down. You want to be dainty and hygienic. This will make you confident about yourself, ergo attractive. But you need to get this information from a nurse, and then you get this crazy syringe that you don’t know anything about except that it’s rubber, and it comes in a fancy case.

I’m guessing this is for a douche, but it could just as well be for shooting smack up your womanhood.

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Jan 17, 2011

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They’re New, And They’re News!

They’re New, And They’re News!

TV Panties…all of them granny-style. You can’t beat that breathable rayon.

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Jan 15, 2011

Posted by celiapleete in adverts, video | Comments

Things You Hide From Your Mother.

Things You Hide From Your Mother.

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