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Makes Children As Fat As Pigs.
…so does a sedentary lifestyle and processed foods!
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Single Girls Can Wear Tampons
…Unless there is a bounty on your maidenhead.
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Christmas In July.
The people of Oz…those who weren’t turned into stone…had a terrifying thought. “If you do not obey Princess Mombi,” they said, “your head will be stolen and turned into a Scotch tape dispenser.” No one believed the horror, except Tik-Tok and Billina the chicken.
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Actual Excerpts From Today’s Centre County, ...
“Police have apprehended a man suspected in an armed robbery at the Penns Valley Pharmacy. The suspect allegedly held a customer hostage with a butcher knife and demanded OxyContin. The clerk handed over the drug. The suspect fled in a red Jeep Cherokee on Route 45 about 12:30 p.m. and was caught.”
“At about 11:40 p.m. Saturday, Woodson allegedly threw a paper cup and plate filled with horse feces through the window of a marked patrol car on McAllister Alley, striking an officer in the chest.Police say they caught Woodson after a foot chase and that his back, buttocks and hands were covered in horse feces. Police believe Woodson may have fallen into a pile of horse feces, before deciding to throw some at a police officer.”
“A 50-year-old Philipsburg woman is accused of striking a 48-year-old man in the head with a large frying pan. State police say the 48-year-old man, also from Philipsburg, suffered an abrasion on his head.”
“A driver with his sunroof down was struck by a full beer can, thrown from an apartment at 316 W. Beaver Ave., State College. The man suffered a minor neck injury, but police say the injury was mitigated because the can struck part of the roof, before striking the man. Police say the 22-year-old suspect says he was trying to throw the beer can to a friend on a higher floor. Charges are pending, police say.”
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Hail Satan!
…Because this crazy skillet shit obviously burst forth from the brimstone bowels of Hell.
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