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Makes Children As Fat As Pigs.

celiapleete — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:42:35 +0000

…so does a sedentary lifestyle and processed foods!

Separated at Birth?

celiapleete — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:03:46 +0000

Dead Or Alive’s resident tranny Peter Burns…and the “Pirate Nun,” EWTN’s Mother Angelica?

Flappers…IN LIVING COLOUR

celiapleete — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:21:02 +0000

Single Girls Can Wear Tampons

celiapleete — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:06:44 +0000

…Unless there is a bounty on your maidenhead.

Oregon Trail

celiapleete — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:49:56 +0000

If you grew up with computer labs in the 1980s-early 1990s, you’ll get this. But even if you didn’t, it’s still freaking funny.

Christmas In July.

celiapleete — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:55:50 +0000

The people of Oz…those who weren’t turned into stone…had a terrifying thought. “If you do not obey Princess Mombi,” they said, “your head will be stolen and turned into a Scotch tape dispenser.” No one believed the horror, except Tik-Tok and Billina the chicken.

ICP News

celiapleete — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:00:32 +0000

Di Monstruo Mash

celiapleete — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:21:32 +0000

If only this had been played during the World Cup, Italy might have fared much better.

Actual Excerpts From Today’s Centre County, PA Newspaper.

celiapleete — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:35:47 +0000

“Police have apprehended a man suspected in an armed robbery at the Penns Valley Pharmacy. The suspect allegedly held a customer hostage with a butcher knife and demanded OxyContin. The clerk handed over the drug. The suspect fled in a red Jeep Cherokee on Route 45 about 12:30 p.m. and was caught.”

“At about 11:40 p.m. Saturday, Woodson allegedly threw a paper cup and plate filled with horse feces through the window of a marked patrol car on McAllister Alley, striking an officer in the chest.Police say they caught Woodson after a foot chase and that his back, buttocks and hands were covered in horse feces. Police believe Woodson may have fallen into a pile of horse feces, before deciding to throw some at a police officer.”

“A 50-year-old Philipsburg woman is accused of striking a 48-year-old man in the head with a large frying pan. State police say the 48-year-old man, also from Philipsburg, suffered an abrasion on his head.”

“A driver with his sunroof down was struck by a full beer can, thrown from an apartment at 316 W. Beaver Ave., State College. The man suffered a minor neck injury, but police say the injury was mitigated because the can struck part of the roof, before striking the man. Police say the 22-year-old suspect says he was trying to throw the beer can to a friend on a higher floor. Charges are pending, police say.”

Hail Satan!

celiapleete — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:11:03 +0000

…Because this crazy skillet shit obviously burst forth from the brimstone bowels of Hell.