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Unfortunate Separated At Birth.

celiapleete — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 19:09:14 +0000

The juxtaposition of Steve Jobs and Anwar al-Awlaki in today’s BoingBoing search bar.

Amen To That.

celiapleete — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:34:42 +0000

The Holy Order of Militia of Jesus found that the most effective way to guard their volatile religious compound from the National Guard was to first form a human chain, then hammer their enemies with homemade napalm to get the job done.

Separated At Birth?

celiapleete — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:29:31 +0000

Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann…and Bat Boy?

Separated At Birth?

celiapleete — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:13:34 +0000

Nice lady Dr. Robin Zasio from Hoarders….and bitch lady Tonya Harding?

A Letter To You, Genie

celiapleete — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:26:42 +0000

Before sending any missive in the mail, Alfred trusted his floating genie head to review the content for spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. The genie wished he would ask for something a little more substantial – proper furniture, for one – but she simply rolled her eyes and made her English degree worth it.

Confusion

celiapleete — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:51:25 +0000

Question. Are the angels behind these kids good or bad angels? And what wrong things do YOU think are happening here?

So Many Times In Danger!

celiapleete — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 16:38:01 +0000

Hot lesbian germ-swapping!

Eat, Pray, Meow.

celiapleete — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:40:44 +0000

“Hmmm,” thought little Derek, as drool started pooling around the corners of his mouth, “I wonder what would go best…a garlic treatment, or white wine sauce. How DOES one prepare roast kitten?”

Off To A New Start.

celiapleete — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:13:02 +0000

“I’m old enough now,” cried Isobel one fateful day, “and Albert Glover over in Reedstown, he’s sayin’ he wants my hand in marriage.”

“Fine, I reckon,” muttered Pa, taking another swig out of his hooch jug. “Y’ain’t knocked up or nothin’, are yeh?”

“Supposin’ I was? But I ain’t.”

“Ain’t nothin’ new. Yer maw had you at 12, and lookin’ at you, I’d say you’re right for the marryin’.”

Gallery Of A Bunch Of Stoned Children

celiapleete — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:37:41 +0000

Paregoric.

Alcohol.

Reefer madness.

Laudanum.

Turkish Cigarettes.