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Single Girls Can Wear Tampons

…Unless there is a bounty on your maidenhead.

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A Rip-Roarin’ Visit.

“Dear Hank and Ethel, Having a swell time here. Lester had a rare t-bone. I et a nice flank steak, was o.k. Coleslaw to die for. Caught glimpse of man who looks uncannily like Cornell Wilde. Can’t wait to tell you all about our trip to Omaha when we get back to sleepy ol’ Cleveland. Say hi to the kids.”

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Taxi! Taxidermy?

We thought they were crazy until Winslow and Edna sent us a picture postcard. They had made it, those crazy kids…on a taxidermied elk and donkey, no less – nothing a little believin’ power and a deft hand with the sewin’ needle couldn’t prove.

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Actual Excerpts From Today’s Centre County, ...

“Police have apprehended a man suspected in an armed robbery at the Penns Valley Pharmacy. The suspect allegedly held a customer hostage with a butcher knife and demanded OxyContin. The clerk handed over the drug. The suspect fled in a red Jeep Cherokee on Route 45 about 12:30 p.m. and was caught.”

“At about 11:40 p.m. Saturday, Woodson allegedly threw a paper cup and plate filled with horse feces through the window of a marked patrol car on McAllister Alley, striking an officer in the chest.Police say they caught Woodson after a foot chase and that his back, buttocks and hands were covered in horse feces. Police believe Woodson may have fallen into a pile of horse feces, before deciding to throw some at a police officer.”

“A 50-year-old Philipsburg woman is accused of striking a 48-year-old man in the head with a large frying pan. State police say the 48-year-old man, also from Philipsburg, suffered an abrasion on his head.”

“A driver with his sunroof down was struck by a full beer can, thrown from an apartment at 316 W. Beaver Ave., State College. The man suffered a minor neck injury, but police say the injury was mitigated because the can struck part of the roof, before striking the man. Police say the 22-year-old suspect says he was trying to throw the beer can to a friend on a higher floor. Charges are pending, police say.”

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Kindergarten Scarface.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. Maybe in my entire life.

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Stimulating Work.

From there, they stimulated themselves out of a state of needle hysteria.