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Separated At Birth?

Nice lady Dr. Robin Zasio from Hoarders….and bitch lady Tonya Harding?

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A Letter To You, Genie

Before sending any missive in the mail, Alfred trusted his floating genie head to review the content for spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. The genie wished he would ask for something a little more substantial – proper furniture, for one – but she simply rolled her eyes and made her English degree worth it.

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Confusion

Question. Are the angels behind these kids good or bad angels? And what wrong things do YOU think are happening here?

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So Many Times In Danger!

Hot lesbian germ-swapping!

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Eat, Pray, Meow.

“Hmmm,” thought little Derek, as drool started pooling around the corners of his mouth, “I wonder what would go best…a garlic treatment, or white wine sauce. How DOES one prepare roast kitten?”

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Off To A New Start.

“I’m old enough now,” cried Isobel one fateful day, “and Albert Glover over in Reedstown, he’s sayin’ he wants my hand in marriage.”

“Fine, I reckon,” muttered Pa, taking another swig out of his hooch jug. “Y’ain’t knocked up or nothin’, are yeh?”

“Supposin’ I was? But I ain’t.”

“Ain’t nothin’ new. Yer maw had you at 12, and lookin’ at you, I’d say you’re right for the marryin’.”