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Dominique-A-Neek-A-Neek!
The famous Singing Nun, singing her famous song, disco style, IN GOD’S HOUSE, Y’ALL!
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Functional AND Holy.
The infant Christ is not only the son of God, born of a virgin, saviour of mankind. He also makes a nice holder for your air fern…or your “stash.” Because what cop is going to look for your 420 in the ass of the Prince of Peace?
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Circle Square.
Why ARE you here? And more importantly, why are you on TV?
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Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam.
Ohhhh Little Marcy. We know. We know that your dream to be the child bride of Chucky was not coming true. Jesus understands, baby.
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Who’s That Knocking At My Door?
“Hee hee…shhhhh….okay, Jesus, here’s what you do…go up to the front door of the old Simmons Mansion and knock on it, then when you hear Old Man Simmons coming to answer it…hee hee hee…you leave this flaming bag of dog poop, then RUN AWAY and HIDE. You up for it? Hee hee hee!!! G’wan! Do it! Chickennnnn!”
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