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Public Access, Limited
I think I’m going to die laughing.
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"Just A Little Remembrance, Pastor…&quo...
“…For that magical evening neither of us will ever soon forget.”
Marrying off the love of his life to…to that BEARD! was the most difficult thing Pastor Wilson would ever have to do in his many years of tending the flock. That magical night, indeed…the night they proclaimed their undying love for each other after the Pet Shop Boys concert in the park.
“What have…I done…to deserve this?” he sobbed into his cassock later that evening.
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Blog of Revelation.
Jeeez. I was doing Mass all wrong. Normally I’d go in there, sit and listen to the priest for a while, listen to some people read passages from the Bible in a monotone, mumble some stuff I had memorized, sing a couple of songs, eat Jesus and think “bleccch, Jesus tastes an awful lot like Manischewitz and styrofoam!”, put some money in a dish, and then sprinkle water on myself. I guess I should have talked to my tutor?
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United Nations
Despite their smugness that theirs was the most diverse Little League team in Clifford Falls, the Sluggers were disqualified because of the unfair advantage of the army of God’s chosen and their killer curve balls.
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Are You A Good Witch? Or A Bad Witch?
I’m not entirely sure if these are good or bad angels depicted here, because these kids look a lot like they’re being egged on.