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Class of 1918: Eleanor "Batty" Battenber...

Devils? Bats? Spells conjured by dimple winking? Is she a fresh-faced harbinger of the dark magic?

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Class of 1959: Nelda "Nelda" Stull’...

Curriculum: Vocational
Description: Enjoyed trip to Washington….shy…..never has much to say…..a friend to everyone…..secret love affairs????
Clubs: Band, Future Homemakers of America

Secret love affairs, eh, Nelda? Well, I think I discovered your secret. I think you had a love affair with this handsome fellow. And why not? According to this yearbook, “Zig”
- is musically inclined
- is popular
- is a good student
- is college bound
- starts confusion but never gets accused
- is a tall tale teller

Also, he is class vice president, in the student council, is in band and chorus, drama club, photography, yearbook staff, basketball, wrestling, and the class play.

I’m sure he appreciates your trip to Washington too, Nelda.

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Class of 1927: Hilda Burkholder

Dear Diary,

Today I learned a very important lesson.
You can take the floozy out of the Wafufus scandal, but you can’t take the Wafufus out of the floozy (at least without some sort of mild sedative).

Twenty-three skidoo,
Hilda

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Class of 1918: Lenna "Crummy" McCrumb

Whore.