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Hail Satan!

…Because this crazy skillet shit obviously burst forth from the brimstone bowels of Hell.

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Recipe: Pineapple Ham Loaf.

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Hunch

Loretta might have had rickets, but she sure knew how to put together a small but ample supply of aperitifs.

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Yes, Mother

“Yes, child. We shall. We…TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN. Now, be a good girl and run upstairs and see if your father’s backfat has properly rendered in the boiling water.”

(Thanks to Maria for the image!)

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Recipe: Cranberry Cream Cheese Frost.

Mmm. Nothing like gelatinized cream cheese, mayonnaise and jellied cranberries to take the roast off a hot day. Suck it up, bitches!

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Recipe: Frozen Fruit Salad.