The Mad Vortex » WTF

Merry Christmas From Tiny Tim.

celiapleete — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 02:43:05 +0000

Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness…

celiapleete — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:41:23 +0000

Flexiface.

celiapleete — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:57:15 +0000

I love Placido Domingo.

Snus 101 From Pantera Lady.

celiapleete — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 19:40:42 +0000

Interior Decoration.

celiapleete — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 16:43:56 +0000

“Oh hey, I’m glad you made it to my housewarming party. I see your looks of confusion, and yes, it IS an unconventional home in this vast, barren vortex. But I’ve got my twisted mattress spacechair, and that’s all I need. So pull yourself a carpet square off the pile and let’s talk random swirls of grey canvas.”

A Creepy Feast.

celiapleete — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:42:04 +0000

Thanksgiving became a feast of horrors when the Wiltons became the victims of a terrifying spell, in which they became encased in gourds and became the Thanksgiving centerpiece.

Dickheads.

celiapleete — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 01:52:48 +0000

Get Yer Hair Did

celiapleete — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 18:37:53 +0000

If you’re a fly gal, then get your hat done. Get a fur muff, get your hair did. Gents, lift it up, let’s make a toast-a
Let’s get drunk on absinthe, that’s gon’ bring us closer. Don’t I look like a Evelyn Nesbitt poster.

Makes Children As Fat As Pigs.

celiapleete — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:42:35 +0000

…so does a sedentary lifestyle and processed foods!

A Rip-Roarin’ Visit.

celiapleete — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:02:59 +0000

“Dear Hank and Ethel, Having a swell time here. Lester had a rare t-bone. I et a nice flank steak, was o.k. Coleslaw to die for. Caught glimpse of man who looks uncannily like Cornell Wilde. Can’t wait to tell you all about our trip to Omaha when we get back to sleepy ol’ Cleveland. Say hi to the kids.”