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Braaaaiiiins! Local Chapter #445

In a fit of boredom from being stuck underground in the local cemetery, zombies in the Somerville section of Cambridge, MA marched on the city in hopes to gain recognition, a status better than second class, and the brains of all firstborn children in the Boston region.
See the video here.

Undead beings the world over are outraged and demand justice for their cannibalistic disorders.
They’ve constructed a website with their remaining fingers.

They encourage all zombies to march in support of their purgatorial state. Organise a rally in your town! Let their voices be heard!

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Goat On A Pole

Somewhere in Bangladesh, a goat stands solemnly upon a pole. An entire philosophy has arisen from this phenomenon; religious scholars around the world stand scratching their heads, wondering if the sheep shall follow suit in fulfillment of the prophesy or merely stand around eating grass; if this is a sign that the next Dalai Lama will be born on a pole; if there will be a sale at Nordstrom’s next week. Mathematicians and physicists are wondering if this feat will, indeed, cause the cosmos to self-destruct. Only time will tell.

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Moustache Tattoos

A new trend in undercover disguises is revealed to be as simple as a minor tattoo. The Witness Protection Program is pending its adoption of this new, foolproof technique to better protect those in hiding, and to give them a sassy new look for the Spring.

Witness the transformation!!!!!!

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Avoid the Mad Vortex

It will eat your babies.