The Mad Vortex » fashion

We Mesh Well Together.

celiapleete — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:32:53 +0000

And we all know what those hand signals mean, girls.

Flexiface.

celiapleete — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:57:15 +0000

I love Placido Domingo.

Oooh, Swish! 1930s Fashion Predictions For The 21st Century.

celiapleete — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:48:59 +0000

Wedding Night Secrets.

celiapleete — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:09:06 +0000

“I know one thing’s for sure…tonight’s our wedding night, and first thing I’m gonna do when we get to the inn…”

“Ohhh, Harold! Tee hee!”

“…I’m gonna find out what the secret is to Maude’s massive shoulders.”

Small Pocks.

celiapleete — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:54:46 +0000

“Darling, I absolutely love these ‘concept sweaters.’ Who knew that a knitted tribute to the victims of smallpox could be so…fashionable?”

Gurgle.

celiapleete — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 21:11:02 +0000

Lunch at Chipotle was NOT settling well with Lisa.

Get Yer Hair Did

celiapleete — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 18:37:53 +0000

If you’re a fly gal, then get your hat done. Get a fur muff, get your hair did. Gents, lift it up, let’s make a toast-a
Let’s get drunk on absinthe, that’s gon’ bring us closer. Don’t I look like a Evelyn Nesbitt poster.

Double Rainbow.

celiapleete — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:05:07 +0000

Whoa, that’s a full rainbow waterfall. All the way. Water rainbow. Oh my god. It’s a water rainbow all the way. WHOA. That’s so intense. WHOAAAA MAN. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! WHOAAAAHO HO HO HOOOOOO! OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOD! OH HOHOHO OH MY GOOOD! WHOO! OHHH HO HOOO WOOOOW! WHOOOOOO! Yeaaaah! Ohhh ho ho myyyy…..ohhh myyy ahhhh look at that! It’s starting to look like a ROCK rainbow! Oh my god it’s FULL ON! Water and rock rainbow all the way across the waterfall! Ohh myyy god! SOB! Oh my god! Ohhhh GOD! Sob!

What does this MEAN?

Anxious.

celiapleete — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 20:47:07 +0000

“I’d f—ing kill for a tranquilizer right now. See here, Butler, fetch me my pill bottle from the powder room.”

Terrifying Pictures of Female Bodybuilders

celiapleete — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 20:17:00 +0000

When you bite into her femur, you get a mouthful of gristle.

“…and I’m so damn attractive, the veins are going to pop out of my neck. FEEL THE ATTRACTION, BITCHES!”

“My contribution to world peace would be to down a bunch of Muscle Milk bars and squat for three hours a day.”

Which is more terrifying? The muscle mass, or the Aqua Net mullets?