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Burlap Walls, Baby.
Not to mention the dust collection, the mites that will love to live in it, and the enduring smell. Every boy’s dream is to sleep in a room that reeks of a feed sack.
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Table Setting For Duck Hunters.
You never know when they’re going to show up…that gaggle of effete hunters of duck, and their giggling dogs that pop out of the bushes when you miss. Here’s to them, those unsung heroes: the mallard murderers. We’ll fix them a nice dinner on the GOOD china, we will.
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Bear Essentials In The Bedroom.
“Baby. I know you really want to get all ANIMAL with me tonight. Let’s go into my boudoir and get you in the mood. See there, I hand carved those traditional masks from padauk and teak to bring out those primal urges that make the night so special. I brought in a felled sapling to bring the outdoors…INdoors. And the bear rug…shot that myself, baby. Want to roll around on that dead animal to get the scent so right?”
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Gay Pennsylvania Dutch Table.
The gay Pennsylvania Dutch are a small but closeknit sect of Nebraska Amish who choose to wear copious amounts of cologne, spent their Rummspringa dancing to Lady GaGa, and who set a tasteful and refined holiday table.
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Cloth.
Nothing says “cheerful home” like plastic fruit and a dust-magnet quilt-y calico cloth-covered wall with appliqué and knitted “paintings” of the two sanitarium options you have.
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Gallery of Hideous Living Rooms.
When you really enjoy that feeling of claustrophobia…
The Logan’s Run living room only works if you’re under thirty years old.
The living room that Freud would never be able to decipher…
The sofa that hides the kind of stains with which you don’t want to have contact.
The kind of living room someone mentally ill would create in an interior decorating class.