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	<title>The Mad Vortex</title>
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	<description>Get lost in the subculture.</description>
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		<title>Separated At Birth?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 03:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[separated at birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elizabeth warren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[log lady]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twin peaks]]></category>

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Elizabeth Warren&#8230;and the Log Lady of Twin Peaks?
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Elizabeth Warren&#8230;and the Log Lady of Twin Peaks?</p>
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		<title>Children Rocking Out To Rammstein.</title>
		<link>http://www.madvortex.com/children-rocking-out-to-rammstein/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poppets]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[medieval]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve seen it here first, folks. If I ever have kids, I want them to do this.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve seen it here first, folks. If I ever have kids, I want them to do this.<br />
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		<title>Sweaty and Hot.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1980s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aerobics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alan thicke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crystal light]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exercise]]></category>

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Alan gets in the Thicke of it. Click on this picture to watch some jaw droppingly hot aerobic dancing from 1988&#8217;s Crystal Light Aerobic Championship. You will not get this song out of your head for hours.
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<p>Alan gets in the Thicke of it. Click on this picture to watch some jaw droppingly hot aerobic dancing from 1988&#8217;s Crystal Light Aerobic Championship. You will not get this song out of your head for hours.</p>
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		<title>Separated At Birth?</title>
		<link>http://www.madvortex.com/separated-at-birth-42/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[separated at birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bette davis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[madonna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[super bowl 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whatever happened to baby jane]]></category>

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Madonna&#8230;and Baby Jane Hudson?
Note: both women were 53 at the time of their respective performances.
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<p>Madonna&#8230;and Baby Jane Hudson?</p>
<p>Note: both women were 53 at the time of their respective performances.</p>
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		<title>Merry Christmas From Tiny Tim.</title>
		<link>http://www.madvortex.com/merry-christmas-from-tiny-tim/</link>
		<comments>http://www.madvortex.com/merry-christmas-from-tiny-tim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 02:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>

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		<title>Unfortunate Separated At Birth.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 19:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[separated at birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anwar al-Awlaki]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category>

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The juxtaposition of Steve Jobs and Anwar al-Awlaki in today&#8217;s BoingBoing search bar.
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<p>The juxtaposition of Steve Jobs and Anwar al-Awlaki in today&#8217;s BoingBoing search bar.</p>
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		<title>Amen To That.</title>
		<link>http://www.madvortex.com/amen-to-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cult]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[volatile]]></category>

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The Holy Order of Militia of Jesus found that the most effective way to guard their volatile religious compound from the National Guard was to first form a human chain, then hammer their enemies with homemade napalm to get the job done.
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<p>The Holy Order of Militia of Jesus found that the most effective way to guard their volatile religious compound from the National Guard was to first form a human chain, then hammer their enemies with homemade napalm to get the job done.</p>
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		<title>Hooked On A Feeling.</title>
		<link>http://www.madvortex.com/hooked-on-a-feeling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.madvortex.com/hooked-on-a-feeling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[crafts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1970s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[groups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hanging out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hooked rugs]]></category>

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&#8220;Hey Betsy, once you&#8217;re finished hooking this rug&#8230;why don&#8217;t we hook a new rug for your head?&#8221;
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<p>&#8220;Hey Betsy, once you&#8217;re finished hooking this rug&#8230;why don&#8217;t we hook a new rug for your head?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Separated At Birth?</title>
		<link>http://www.madvortex.com/separated-at-birth-41/</link>
		<comments>http://www.madvortex.com/separated-at-birth-41/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[separated at birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[separated at bit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann&#8230;and Bat Boy?
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<p>Tea Party darling Michele Bachmann&#8230;and Bat Boy?</p>
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		<title>Separated At Birth?</title>
		<link>http://www.madvortex.com/separated-at-birth-40/</link>
		<comments>http://www.madvortex.com/separated-at-birth-40/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>celiapleete</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[separated at birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1994]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[figure skating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hoarders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robin Zasio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tonya Harding]]></category>

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Nice lady Dr. Robin Zasio from Hoarders&#8230;.and bitch lady Tonya Harding?
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<p>Nice lady Dr. Robin Zasio from <em>Hoarders</em>&#8230;.and bitch lady Tonya Harding?</p>
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