Lemony Salmon Tower.

Now the whole world had one language and a common speech.  As men moved eastward, they found shrimp in cocktail sauce and nibbled there.

They said to each other, “Come, let’s make salmon and bake it thoroughly.” They used lemon Jell-o instead of tartar sauce, and devilled eggs for garnish. Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a lemony salmon yumminess, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves and not be hungry over the face of the whole earth.”

But the LORD came down to see the lemony salmon tower that the men were building. The LORD said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to eat herring in sour cream and lemon Jell-o, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.”