Someone in Japan thought this was OK

The toy is strangely interesting; I suppose it can help boys become comfortable with their boyness. What I find disturbing is the ballerina with the earmuffs and extended 'bird'.
I had an uncle who looked much like the scruffy demonstration model. Well, not an uncle really, just a guy down the street who showed us movies in his basement. We called him uncle; he called us from the state pen.